Victor has messed up his vows during a wedding rehearsal, and is traveling through the woods, practicing them.  He stops to rest in the woods, finally gets them right, and ceremoniously puts the wedding ring on a finger-shaped stick in the ground.  The stick turns out to be a rotted finger belonging to a murdered girl who has returned as a zombie and insists that she is now Victor's lawfully wedded wife.  This film is rated PG.  Popcorn and beverages are provided by the Friends of the Library.